Don't be hurt, I have never been a very good friend.

In Kindergarten, one child in the class got to stay awake during nap time. At the end of nap time, this lucky kid would select the quietest kid in class who would receive a special sticker.

I really wanted one of those stickers, so I made a deal with little Timmy. When it was his turn to be the nap monitor he would select me as the quietest little guy; when my turn arrived I would return the favor and select him for the sticker. I was so happy when I got that sticker!

Then, not too long later, my turn to pick the quietest little kid arrived. I walked around and made sure all the little nappers were quiet. Then, it came time to select the quietest little kiddie. Little Timmy was looking at me in anticipation, knowing that he was going to receive the special sticker.

I picked someone else.

I have a tendency to get lost.

I quite frequently find myself lost when trying to find new fishing locations. I have actually turned around and went home in frustration on more than one occasion (which itself isn't at all easy when you are already lost). I really, really want an iPhone to help with this problem.

Unfortunately, I spent my iPhone money on those damn Armani Sunglasses.

Why would you send me this, Kyner?

Kyner, a member on that Drake fishing board, sent me this video.



I have no idea what is being said in the video or Kyner's intention in sending this, but I can't see it being a gesture of friendship.

I know that many of my recent updates have had nothing to do with fishing, but were I doing any fishing I would still have nothing to post about since I fail at that, nearly every. single. time.

If you are still reading this, you are a fool.

There are words, but they are words without a voice. Their meaning is empty.

Life throws me a bone.

I found my Armani sunglasses.

I am still in shock. Since when do good things happen to me?