I feel this needed to be restated.

For some people that I am sure are not reading my blog.

You are trying to remember why you needed those zippered waders, maybe you
are trying to be someone you're not?

These extreme adventure anglers
that you see on the film tours are making you feel insecure.

They tell
you about the latest in outerwear systems, the gear that you bought last year is
obsolete.

You went out and purchased the latest fast action fly rod so
that you can keep up with all the other sheep.

So pack up your gear and
go hit the water, but leave that orange vest on the floor. It makes you look
awkward, you feel like a whore. You're not you anymore.